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Post by Mort Sullivan »

Why did you delete my previous post?

I am a candidate for mayor.  I should be your next mayor.  I am the ONLY candidate that has not bee bought out by special interest groups.

I am the best candidate for mayor.
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There are several hundred million reasons/dollars Jim Suttle needs to go.

I am the only viable, intelligent choice for mayor.  I am the only candidate who has not beenbought and owned.
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Mort Sullivan wrote:There are several hundred million reasons/dollars Jim Suttle needs to go.

I am the only viable, intelligent choice for mayor.  I am the only candidate who has not beenbought and owned.
Mort, for the love of god do not tell me you are trying to run for mayor.
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Linkin5 wrote:
Mort Sullivan wrote:There are several hundred million reasons/dollars Jim Suttle needs to go.

I am the only viable, intelligent choice for mayor.  I am the only candidate who has not beenbought and owned.
Mort, for the love of god do not tell me you are trying to run for mayor.
Dam right I am.  I'm the only intelligent choice.

You got a problem wit that?
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Post by Mort Sullivan »

Apparently telling the truth isnot allowed on this forum.  So I'll start over.

THIS NORTHSTAR BUILDING IS A REALLY REALLY GOOD IDEA, AND IS GOING TO BE A GREAT ASSET TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD.


There.  Is that better?
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No. it isn't.

Do you remember what terms of agreement you signed up for, for the privilege to posting on this sight?
You must have clicked yes and not thought what that could have been .
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The sad thing is this guy is serious.  The funny thing is his website, it's littered with grammatical errors and bald eagles.
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I'm confused. Did I miss something?
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Linkin5 wrote:The sad thing is this guy is serious.  The funny thing is his website, it's littered with grammatical errors and bald eagles.
Here is his mayoral candidacy page: http://www.mortformayor.com/

He also apparently had a bad experience when dining at a Golden Corral once:

[youtube][/youtube]

If you Google Mort Sullivan Omaha, you'll see some other interesting websites he created.
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Post by Mort Sullivan »

So it's okay for this guy ^^^ to post stupid |expletive| about me, but it's NOT okay for me to tell the TRUTH about Scott Hazelrigg and this Northstar joke.

Some site you've got here.  What a load of |expletive|.
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HR Paperstacks wrote:I'm confused. Did I miss something?
Yes, obviously.  YOu missed the TRUTH about Scott Hazelrigg and this Northstar joke.
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jessep28 wrote:Image
Many thanks to the self-proclaimed internet policeman!   :roll:
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Mort Sullivan wrote:
HR Paperstacks wrote:I'm confused. Did I miss something?
Yes, obviously.  YOu missed the TRUTH about Scott Hazelrigg and this Northstar joke.
Well as someone who has been reading this site for years, I can tell you that it must of been some off the wall non-sense if the mods felt the need to delete it. And based on what I read on your website, it wouldn't surprise me.
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HR Paperstacks wrote:
Mort Sullivan wrote:
HR Paperstacks wrote:I'm confused. Did I miss something?
Yes, obviously.  YOu missed the TRUTH about Scott Hazelrigg and this Northstar joke.
Well as someone who has been reading this site for years, I can tell you that it must of been some off the wall non-sense if the mods felt the need to delete it. And based on what I read on your website, it wouldn't surprise me.
Yes, more silly insults that the moderators will allow.

But do tell me, what do you know about this character Scott Hazelrigg, and what he tried to pull off at OHB?  Please, do tell!
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Post by Garrett »

Urgh... you moved into this forum now too? Can he please be preemptively banned?
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He has beef with Scott Hazelrigg?! Scott was my confirmation/youth group leader at church when I was in middle school. He is one of the most genuine, kind hearted people I've ever met.  If he was running for mayor, I'd vote for him.
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TitosBuritoBarn wrote:He has beef with Scott Hazelrigg?! Scott was my confirmation/youth group leader at church when I was in middle school. He is one of the most genuine, kind hearted people I've ever met.  If he was running for mayor, I'd vote for him.
You obviously don't know what he did at OHB, and why he got fired.
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Post by S33 »

Mort, you can't just single-handedly put a restaurant out of business. If they really do suck that bad, they would put themselves out of business. To add, your tactics aren't effective.

Now, I have an offer for you. For the small donation of $10,000, you can retain me as... well, call me a consultant I guess, to help legitimize your website and your efforts.  (http://www.omahagoldencorralsucks.com/).

Tell Basil Marceaux I said hi. This is the type of entertainment this forums been lacking  :yes:
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Post by S33 »

Another one of Mort's projects lol

http://www.drunkalcoholic.com
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Your theories intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Stable genius.
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Favorite part of his golden corral website:

"DID HE EAT AT THEIR
CHOCOLATE WONDERFALL
WHERE PEOPLE AND CHILDREN MAY HAVE
SPIT - SNEEZED - COUGHED

OR HAND DOUBLE DIPPED INTO IT AND
WHEN THEY STRAIN IT --- DO THEY FIND BAD
THINGS AFTER SOMEONE MAY HAVE SPIT IN IT?"
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Big E wrote:Your theories intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Then subscribe, genius.
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Post by Big E »

Could you direct me to your website?

Hopefully you have an internet hyperlink to facilitate a donation to your campaign.
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Big E wrote:Could you direct me to your website?

Hopefully you have an internet hyperlink to facilitate a donation to your campaign.
What's an internet?
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[youtube][/youtube]
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Elect this guy?

[youtube][/youtube]
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Here's the League of Woman Voters guide from 2009 when he ran for mayor.

http://www.omahalwv.org/documents/Voter ... 0Mayor.pdf
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jessep28 wrote:Here's the League of Woman Voters guide from 2009 when he ran for mayor.

http://www.omahalwv.org/documents/Voter ... 0Mayor.pdf
From this we know that he can't count words.  Among other oddities.
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I'm not going to link to it, but the website is pretty much the definition of awesome.  Listen to the call for the dubya-dubya-dubya on the worldwide internet.
Stable genius.
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You little boys all homo-erotic, bored, stupid, or all of the above?
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I consider myself stupid-erotic, but in a good way like when someone says they have mad-skillz.
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On one of his websites he misspelled his own name.
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This guy is like his own meme. Completely awesome meme.

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This is how you run a campaign website:

http://jimmymcmillan.org/
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Post by jgomaha »

there is one thing i'd like to know from Mr. Sullivan though... how in the heck do i get removed from your phone list - your voicemails are incredibly annoying (as actually all political calls are,though), i'm not sure why political calls are exempt from the "do not call" registry.
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jgomaha wrote:there is one thing i'd like to know from Mr. Sullivan though... how in the heck do i get removed from your phone list - your voicemails are incredibly annoying (as actually all political calls are,though), i'm not sure why political calls are exempt from the "do not call" registry.
Stop lying.  You're not on any phone list, and we both know it.
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Mort Sullivan wrote: Stop lying.  You're not on any phone list, and we both know it.
hmm - then explain where you got my number from?  your voicemails are ridiculous.
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Post by S33 »

Mort, wanna do a sleep over some night? I have a train set and a |expletive| load of DVD's, pretty much the entire M*A*S*H box set we could watch start to finish. Maybe spoon while be both wear some loose fitting sweat pants?
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