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Postby Linkin5 » Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:09 am

S33 wrote:Mort, wanna do a sleep over some night? I have a train set and a |expletive| load of DVD's, pretty much the entire M*A*S*H box set we could watch start to finish. Maybe spoon while be both wear some loose fitting sweat pants?


Can we destroy the train set and eat shrimp afterward?

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Postby S33 » Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:44 am

imitation crab meat*   :)

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Postby HR Paperstacks » Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:17 pm

S33 wrote:Mort, wanna do a sleep over some night? I have a train set and a |expletive| load of DVD's, pretty much the entire M*A*S*H box set we could watch start to finish. Maybe spoon while be both wear some loose fitting sweat pants?

hahahaha! That has to be one of the funniest things I've read on here in a while.

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Postby Filthy McNasty » Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:26 am

Mort Sullivan is a colostomy bag with ears.

The only beneficiaries of a Mort Sullivan administration would be the ALCOA corporation for all of the headgear assembled with their flexible rolled product and worn by Mort's Minions.

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Postby jessep28 » Thu Dec 27, 2012 5:05 pm

Verbum Domini Manet in Aeternum

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Postby S33 » Thu Dec 27, 2012 5:17 pm

Mort!.... Mort!.... Mort!....

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Postby Filthy McNasty » Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:11 am

http://www.drunkalcoholic.com

Is that a website dedicated to the Life of Mort Sullivan?

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Postby S33 » Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:30 pm

Filthy McNasty wrote:http://www.drunkalcoholic.com

Is that a website dedicated to the Life of Mort Sullivan?


a little piece of irony straight from his website... (quoted exactly as written by Mr. Mort himself)

"IT IS TO BAD THE
IS THE OMAHA PUBLIC POWER DISTRICT IS SO DUMB
THAT THEY DO NOT WANT TO CONTACT MORT SULLIVAN'S
ATTORNEY AND RESOLVE ALL PROBLEMS THAT ARE ON THE
WEB SITE THAT HAS BEEN ON LINE FOR YEARS FOR
DESTROYING THE SULLIVAN PROPERTY"

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Postby HR Paperstacks » Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:40 pm

Mort Sullivan wrote:"IT IS TO BAD THE
IS THE OMAHA PUBLIC POWER DISTRICT IS SO DUMB
THAT THEY DO NOT WANT TO CONTACT MORT SULLIVAN'S
ATTORNEY AND RESOLVE ALL PROBLEMS THAT ARE ON THE
WEB SITE THAT HAS BEEN ON LINE FOR YEARS FOR
DESTROYING THE SULLIVAN PROPERTY"

ᴡtf is he talking about?! :koko:

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Postby S33 » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:07 pm

HR Paperstacks wrote:
Mort Sullivan wrote:"IT IS TO BAD THE
IS THE OMAHA PUBLIC POWER DISTRICT IS SO DUMB
THAT THEY DO NOT WANT TO CONTACT MORT SULLIVAN'S
ATTORNEY AND RESOLVE ALL PROBLEMS THAT ARE ON THE
WEB SITE THAT HAS BEEN ON LINE FOR YEARS FOR
DESTROYING THE SULLIVAN PROPERTY"

ᴡtf is he talking about?! :koko:


I've got no clue, I just found irony in the fact that he's calling OPPD "dumb" when he can't even forumlate a coherent sentence.

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Postby Linkin5 » Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:28 pm

Mort Sullivan wrote:Why did you delete my previous post?

I am a candidate for mayor.  I should be your next mayor.  I am the ONLY candidate that has not bee bought out by special interest groups.

I am the best candidate for mayor.


Yeah you are.  Where did you go Mort?

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Postby S33 » Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:07 pm

He's been on city-data pis*ing people off. Some dude asked Mort if he wanted to join in with him and his boyfriend, and called it a "sloppy mort", or something to that effect. I laughed pretty hard.

Mort also claimed to be a multi-millionaire property owner/manager/investor.

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Postby jessep28 » Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:55 pm

Here's video of him giving a radio interview. The interview doesn't start until 1:45, so skip to that part. It was mostly just him rambling. I was kind of hoping for him to declare war on OPPD or Golden Corral as mayor.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkA6K6W48eA[/youtube]
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Postby NovakOmaha » Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:00 pm

I saw the interview.  Mort's one of the special people.  No real specific plan for pretty much anything except for staying sober, which I congratulate him for.

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Postby jessep28 » Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:18 pm

I think he mentioned this in the radio interview, but he's #1 on the ballot tomorrow:
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Postby HR Paperstacks » Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:26 pm

I wonder where they come up with that order. You'd think it'd be alphabetical or something, but I can seem to find any kind of pattern.

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Postby Omababe » Tue Apr 02, 2013 2:02 am

HR Paperstacks wrote:I wonder where they come up with that order. You'd think it'd be alphabetical or something, but I can seem to find any kind of pattern.


I believe that in Nebraska the ordering is rotated in a uniform manner from ballot to ballot.

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Postby Coyote » Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:56 pm

Mort got his petitions in first for this ballot selection.
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Postby jessep28 » Tue Apr 02, 2013 2:01 pm

MORT HAS A TWITTER ACCOUNT.

https://twitter.com/MortForMayor
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Postby Brad » Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:01 pm

Coyote wrote:Mort got his petitions in first for this ballot selection.


My ballot in district 3, had Dan Welch was first on the list.
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Postby Linkin5 » Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:14 pm

Coyote wrote:Mort got his petitions in first for this ballot selection.


He's a doer not a talker, coyote.

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Postby Coyote » Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:59 pm

All I know is this is what Suttle's Campaign Manager wrote me

Mark, names alternate. But Mort got first on all the sample ballots because he was the first to turn in his petitions
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Postby jessep28 » Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:31 pm

Dubya dubya dubya dot mortsullivanlost dot com
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Postby Omababe » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:00 am

jessep28 wrote:Dubya dubya dubya dot mortsullivanlost dot com


I don't wish misfortune on anyone, but I noticed that your friend (and his) was not even mentioned as an "also ran" on this morning's news.

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Postby S33 » Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:00 am

I see there were 153 joksters last night

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Postby NovakOmaha » Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:27 pm

Hey, he broke triple figures.  To me, the world needs a few Morts.  Someone has to show that in a democracy everyone can participate.  He may never win an election but he had the guts to put his name on the ballot.  I don't know him at all but he gets to dream just like every other politician.

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Postby jessep28 » Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:38 pm

I wonder how many write-in votes DTO got?
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Postby Coyote » Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:44 pm

NovakOmaha wrote:Hey, he broke triple figures.  To me, the world needs a few Morts.  Someone has to show that in a democracy everyone can participate.  He may never win an election but he had the guts to put his name on the ballot.  I don't know him at all but he gets to dream just like every other politician.


He still couldn't get more than the Socialist candidate though.
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Postby Brad » Wed Apr 03, 2013 4:00 pm

jessep28 wrote:I wonder how many write-in votes DTO got?


110 or less.  District 3 got 110.
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Postby bbinks » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:58 pm

Hopefully Mort will go away now.

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Postby jessep28 » Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:04 pm

bbinks wrote:Hopefully Mort will go away now.


He will have to get busy and sell some Faxtel 2000's to pay for the campaign.
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Postby Linkin5 » Mon May 06, 2013 2:04 pm

jessep28 wrote:
bbinks wrote:Hopefully Mort will go away now.


He will have to get busy and sell some Faxtel 2000's to pay for the campaign.


It's a game changer.

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Postby jessep28 » Mon May 06, 2013 3:15 pm

I wonder if he's still using the same components?
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Postby NovakOmaha » Mon May 06, 2013 4:05 pm

bbinks wrote:Hopefully Mort will go away now.


Are you kidding?  He's energized!  He's waiting until just the right time to make his major announcement.  60-90 days.  It's gonna be huge!

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Postby Filthy McNasty » Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:41 pm

NovakOmaha wrote:Hey, he broke triple figures.  To me, the world needs a few Morts.  Someone has to show that in a democracy everyone can participate.  He may never win an election but he had the guts to put his name on the ballot.  I don't know him at all but he gets to dream just like every other politician.
What democracy?


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