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S33 wrote:Mort, wanna do a sleep over some night? I have a train set and a |expletive| load of DVD's, pretty much the entire M*A*S*H box set we could watch start to finish. Maybe spoon while be both wear some loose fitting sweat pants?
Can we destroy the train set and eat shrimp afterward?
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imitation crab meat*   :)
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S33 wrote:Mort, wanna do a sleep over some night? I have a train set and a |expletive| load of DVD's, pretty much the entire M*A*S*H box set we could watch start to finish. Maybe spoon while be both wear some loose fitting sweat pants?
hahahaha! That has to be one of the funniest things I've read on here in a while.
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Mort Sullivan is a colostomy bag with ears.

The only beneficiaries of a Mort Sullivan administration would be the ALCOA corporation for all of the headgear assembled with their flexible rolled product and worn by Mort's Minions.
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Verbum Domini Manet in Aeternum
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Mort!.... Mort!.... Mort!....
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http://www.drunkalcoholic.com

Is that a website dedicated to the Life of Mort Sullivan?
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Filthy McNasty wrote:http://www.drunkalcoholic.com

Is that a website dedicated to the Life of Mort Sullivan?
a little piece of irony straight from his website... (quoted exactly as written by Mr. Mort himself)

"IT IS TO BAD THE
IS THE OMAHA PUBLIC POWER DISTRICT IS SO DUMB
THAT THEY DO NOT WANT TO CONTACT MORT SULLIVAN'S
ATTORNEY AND RESOLVE ALL PROBLEMS THAT ARE ON THE
WEB SITE THAT HAS BEEN ON LINE FOR YEARS FOR
DESTROYING THE SULLIVAN PROPERTY"
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Mort Sullivan wrote:"IT IS TO BAD THE
IS THE OMAHA PUBLIC POWER DISTRICT IS SO DUMB
THAT THEY DO NOT WANT TO CONTACT MORT SULLIVAN'S
ATTORNEY AND RESOLVE ALL PROBLEMS THAT ARE ON THE
WEB SITE THAT HAS BEEN ON LINE FOR YEARS FOR
DESTROYING THE SULLIVAN PROPERTY"
ᴡtf is he talking about?! :koko:
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HR Paperstacks wrote:
Mort Sullivan wrote:"IT IS TO BAD THE
IS THE OMAHA PUBLIC POWER DISTRICT IS SO DUMB
THAT THEY DO NOT WANT TO CONTACT MORT SULLIVAN'S
ATTORNEY AND RESOLVE ALL PROBLEMS THAT ARE ON THE
WEB SITE THAT HAS BEEN ON LINE FOR YEARS FOR
DESTROYING THE SULLIVAN PROPERTY"
ᴡtf is he talking about?! :koko:
I've got no clue, I just found irony in the fact that he's calling OPPD "dumb" when he can't even forumlate a coherent sentence.
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Mort Sullivan wrote:Why did you delete my previous post?

I am a candidate for mayor.  I should be your next mayor.  I am the ONLY candidate that has not bee bought out by special interest groups.

I am the best candidate for mayor.
Yeah you are.  Where did you go Mort?
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He's been on city-data pis*ing people off. Some dude asked Mort if he wanted to join in with him and his boyfriend, and called it a "sloppy mort", or something to that effect. I laughed pretty hard.

Mort also claimed to be a multi-millionaire property owner/manager/investor.
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Here's video of him giving a radio interview. The interview doesn't start until 1:45, so skip to that part. It was mostly just him rambling. I was kind of hoping for him to declare war on OPPD or Golden Corral as mayor.

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I saw the interview.  Mort's one of the special people.  No real specific plan for pretty much anything except for staying sober, which I congratulate him for.
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I think he mentioned this in the radio interview, but he's #1 on the ballot tomorrow:
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I wonder where they come up with that order. You'd think it'd be alphabetical or something, but I can seem to find any kind of pattern.
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HR Paperstacks wrote:I wonder where they come up with that order. You'd think it'd be alphabetical or something, but I can seem to find any kind of pattern.
I believe that in Nebraska the ordering is rotated in a uniform manner from ballot to ballot.
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Mort got his petitions in first for this ballot selection.
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MORT HAS A TWITTER ACCOUNT.

https://twitter.com/MortForMayor
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Coyote wrote:Mort got his petitions in first for this ballot selection.
My ballot in district 3, had Dan Welch was first on the list.
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Coyote wrote:Mort got his petitions in first for this ballot selection.
He's a doer not a talker, coyote.
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All I know is this is what Suttle's Campaign Manager wrote me
Mark, names alternate. But Mort got first on all the sample ballots because he was the first to turn in his petitions
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Dubya dubya dubya dot mortsullivanlost dot com
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jessep28 wrote:Dubya dubya dubya dot mortsullivanlost dot com
I don't wish misfortune on anyone, but I noticed that your friend (and his) was not even mentioned as an "also ran" on this morning's news.
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I see there were 153 joksters last night
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Hey, he broke triple figures.  To me, the world needs a few Morts.  Someone has to show that in a democracy everyone can participate.  He may never win an election but he had the guts to put his name on the ballot.  I don't know him at all but he gets to dream just like every other politician.
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I wonder how many write-in votes DTO got?
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NovakOmaha wrote:Hey, he broke triple figures.  To me, the world needs a few Morts.  Someone has to show that in a democracy everyone can participate.  He may never win an election but he had the guts to put his name on the ballot.  I don't know him at all but he gets to dream just like every other politician.
He still couldn't get more than the Socialist candidate though.
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jessep28 wrote:I wonder how many write-in votes DTO got?
110 or less.  District 3 got 110.
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Hopefully Mort will go away now.
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bbinks wrote:Hopefully Mort will go away now.
He will have to get busy and sell some Faxtel 2000's to pay for the campaign.
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jessep28 wrote:
bbinks wrote:Hopefully Mort will go away now.
He will have to get busy and sell some Faxtel 2000's to pay for the campaign.
It's a game changer.

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I wonder if he's still using the same components?
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bbinks wrote:Hopefully Mort will go away now.
Are you kidding?  He's energized!  He's waiting until just the right time to make his major announcement.  60-90 days.  It's gonna be huge!
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NovakOmaha wrote:Hey, he broke triple figures.  To me, the world needs a few Morts.  Someone has to show that in a democracy everyone can participate.  He may never win an election but he had the guts to put his name on the ballot.  I don't know him at all but he gets to dream just like every other politician.
What democracy?
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