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Mort Sullivan

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 4:28 pm
by Mort Sullivan
Why did you delete my previous post?

I am a candidate for mayor.  I should be your next mayor.  I am the ONLY candidate that has not bee bought out by special interest groups.

I am the best candidate for mayor.

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 5:07 pm
by Mort Sullivan
There are several hundred million reasons/dollars Jim Suttle needs to go.

I am the only viable, intelligent choice for mayor.  I am the only candidate who has not beenbought and owned.

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 5:32 pm
by Linkin5
Mort Sullivan wrote:There are several hundred million reasons/dollars Jim Suttle needs to go.

I am the only viable, intelligent choice for mayor.  I am the only candidate who has not beenbought and owned.
Mort, for the love of god do not tell me you are trying to run for mayor.

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:10 pm
by Mort Sullivan
Linkin5 wrote:
Mort Sullivan wrote:There are several hundred million reasons/dollars Jim Suttle needs to go.

I am the only viable, intelligent choice for mayor.  I am the only candidate who has not beenbought and owned.
Mort, for the love of god do not tell me you are trying to run for mayor.
Dam right I am.  I'm the only intelligent choice.

You got a problem wit that?

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:29 pm
by Mort Sullivan
Apparently telling the truth isnot allowed on this forum.  So I'll start over.

THIS NORTHSTAR BUILDING IS A REALLY REALLY GOOD IDEA, AND IS GOING TO BE A GREAT ASSET TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD.


There.  Is that better?

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:19 pm
by Coyote
No. it isn't.

Do you remember what terms of agreement you signed up for, for the privilege to posting on this sight?
You must have clicked yes and not thought what that could have been .

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:25 pm
by jessep28
Image

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:40 pm
by Linkin5
The sad thing is this guy is serious.  The funny thing is his website, it's littered with grammatical errors and bald eagles.

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:53 pm
by BRoss
I'm confused. Did I miss something?

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:54 pm
by jessep28
Linkin5 wrote:The sad thing is this guy is serious.  The funny thing is his website, it's littered with grammatical errors and bald eagles.
Here is his mayoral candidacy page: http://www.mortformayor.com/

He also apparently had a bad experience when dining at a Golden Corral once:

[youtube][/youtube]

If you Google Mort Sullivan Omaha, you'll see some other interesting websites he created.

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:27 pm
by Mort Sullivan
So it's okay for this guy ^^^ to post stupid |expletive| about me, but it's NOT okay for me to tell the TRUTH about Scott Hazelrigg and this Northstar joke.

Some site you've got here.  What a load of |expletive|.

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:28 pm
by Mort Sullivan
HR Paperstacks wrote:I'm confused. Did I miss something?
Yes, obviously.  YOu missed the TRUTH about Scott Hazelrigg and this Northstar joke.

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:30 pm
by Mort Sullivan
jessep28 wrote:Image
Many thanks to the self-proclaimed internet policeman!   :roll:

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 11:28 pm
by BRoss
Mort Sullivan wrote:
HR Paperstacks wrote:I'm confused. Did I miss something?
Yes, obviously.  YOu missed the TRUTH about Scott Hazelrigg and this Northstar joke.
Well as someone who has been reading this site for years, I can tell you that it must of been some off the wall non-sense if the mods felt the need to delete it. And based on what I read on your website, it wouldn't surprise me.

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 11:37 pm
by Mort Sullivan
HR Paperstacks wrote:
Mort Sullivan wrote:
HR Paperstacks wrote:I'm confused. Did I miss something?
Yes, obviously.  YOu missed the TRUTH about Scott Hazelrigg and this Northstar joke.
Well as someone who has been reading this site for years, I can tell you that it must of been some off the wall non-sense if the mods felt the need to delete it. And based on what I read on your website, it wouldn't surprise me.
Yes, more silly insults that the moderators will allow.

But do tell me, what do you know about this character Scott Hazelrigg, and what he tried to pull off at OHB?  Please, do tell!

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 11:54 pm
by Garrett
Urgh... you moved into this forum now too? Can he please be preemptively banned?

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 1:01 am
by TitosBuritoBarn
He has beef with Scott Hazelrigg?! Scott was my confirmation/youth group leader at church when I was in middle school. He is one of the most genuine, kind hearted people I've ever met.  If he was running for mayor, I'd vote for him.

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:55 am
by Mort Sullivan
TitosBuritoBarn wrote:He has beef with Scott Hazelrigg?! Scott was my confirmation/youth group leader at church when I was in middle school. He is one of the most genuine, kind hearted people I've ever met.  If he was running for mayor, I'd vote for him.
You obviously don't know what he did at OHB, and why he got fired.

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:27 am
by S33
Mort, you can't just single-handedly put a restaurant out of business. If they really do suck that bad, they would put themselves out of business. To add, your tactics aren't effective.

Now, I have an offer for you. For the small donation of $10,000, you can retain me as... well, call me a consultant I guess, to help legitimize your website and your efforts.  (http://www.omahagoldencorralsucks.com/).

Tell Basil Marceaux I said hi. This is the type of entertainment this forums been lacking  :yes:

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:34 am
by S33
Another one of Mort's projects lol

http://www.drunkalcoholic.com

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:32 am
by Big E
Your theories intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:55 am
by jessep28

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 12:54 pm
by Linkin5
Favorite part of his golden corral website:

"DID HE EAT AT THEIR
CHOCOLATE WONDERFALL
WHERE PEOPLE AND CHILDREN MAY HAVE
SPIT - SNEEZED - COUGHED

OR HAND DOUBLE DIPPED INTO IT AND
WHEN THEY STRAIN IT --- DO THEY FIND BAD
THINGS AFTER SOMEONE MAY HAVE SPIT IN IT?"

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 1:33 pm
by Mort Sullivan
Big E wrote:Your theories intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Then subscribe, genius.

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 1:41 pm
by Big E
Could you direct me to your website?

Hopefully you have an internet hyperlink to facilitate a donation to your campaign.

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 2:15 pm
by Linkin5
Big E wrote:Could you direct me to your website?

Hopefully you have an internet hyperlink to facilitate a donation to your campaign.
What's an internet?

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 3:22 pm
by Big E
[youtube][/youtube]

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 3:30 pm
by Pat
Elect this guy?

[youtube][/youtube]

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 1:37 am
by jessep28
Here's the League of Woman Voters guide from 2009 when he ran for mayor.

http://www.omahalwv.org/documents/Voter ... 0Mayor.pdf

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 8:52 am
by cdub
jessep28 wrote:Here's the League of Woman Voters guide from 2009 when he ran for mayor.

http://www.omahalwv.org/documents/Voter ... 0Mayor.pdf
From this we know that he can't count words.  Among other oddities.

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:14 am
by Big E
I'm not going to link to it, but the website is pretty much the definition of awesome.  Listen to the call for the dubya-dubya-dubya on the worldwide internet.

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:58 am
by Mort Sullivan
You little boys all homo-erotic, bored, stupid, or all of the above?

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:27 am
by Big E
I consider myself stupid-erotic, but in a good way like when someone says they have mad-skillz.

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:54 pm
by TitosBuritoBarn
On one of his websites he misspelled his own name.

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 1:00 pm
by S33
This guy is like his own meme. Completely awesome meme.

Image

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 5:25 pm
by jessep28
This is how you run a campaign website:

http://jimmymcmillan.org/

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 2:25 am
by jgomaha
there is one thing i'd like to know from Mr. Sullivan though... how in the heck do i get removed from your phone list - your voicemails are incredibly annoying (as actually all political calls are,though), i'm not sure why political calls are exempt from the "do not call" registry.

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:05 am
by Mort Sullivan
jgomaha wrote:there is one thing i'd like to know from Mr. Sullivan though... how in the heck do i get removed from your phone list - your voicemails are incredibly annoying (as actually all political calls are,though), i'm not sure why political calls are exempt from the "do not call" registry.
Stop lying.  You're not on any phone list, and we both know it.

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 9:25 pm
by jgomaha
Mort Sullivan wrote: Stop lying.  You're not on any phone list, and we both know it.
hmm - then explain where you got my number from?  your voicemails are ridiculous.

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 10:07 pm
by S33
Mort, wanna do a sleep over some night? I have a train set and a |expletive| load of DVD's, pretty much the entire M*A*S*H box set we could watch start to finish. Maybe spoon while be both wear some loose fitting sweat pants?