Political ads on TV

[Candleshoe]

It's all become a blur. Something like...

Stenberg: I'm the only true conservative and the only one who can beat Bob Kerry

Bruning: No, I'm the only true conservative and the only one who can beat Bob Kerry

Fischer: I'm in tune with Nebraska values and the only one who can beat Bob Kerry

Stenberg and Bruning: Sorry lady, frankly you don't have what it takes... you're not from Lincoln

Stenberg: Bruning has been seen in a Taco Johns and I'm in awe of Thomas Jefferson

Bruning: I was checking for scavenger racoons and price gouging. And besides, I didn't swallow...

Fischer: I drive a pickup...

Bruning: Stenberg drove a BLUE car in college and I sued Obama

Stenberg: But it had a RED interior and Bruning wants to raise your taxes

Bruning: Stenberg already raised your taxes, but he hid it.

Stenberg: Only I can beat Bob Kerry

Bruning: Only I can beat Bob Kerry

Fischer: testing... is this thing on?

Kerry: Hello, I'm Bob Kerry and I'm not really an "L" word and only I can beat me...

[Brad]

All I can say is thank god for DVR.

We still have 6 more moths of this bull |expletive|!

[BRoss]

That's politics for you!