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Don't break up with yer dentist! :)

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:49 am
by Omababe

Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 8:35 pm
by jessep28
That bear who fell out of a tree has died after being hit by a car.

http://www.latimes.com/news/nation/nati ... 7306.story

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 2:54 pm
by jessep28
Evil Clown hired for stalking, threats and a pie in the face

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/821591-evi ... n-the-face

Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 3:54 pm
by jessep28
Typical DUI story, except the driver had a small zebra and a Macaw parrot onboard.

http://www.wowt.com/home/headlines/Poli ... 78935.html

While we're at it:

$390 ice cream heist: http://www.omaha.com/article/20120522/N ... ream-heist

Thieves walk out of the Irvington Wal-Mart with 5 cases of beer: http://www.omaha.com/article/20120522/N ... om-walmart

Re: Don't break up with yer dentist! :)

Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 8:20 pm
by Seth
This story has been retracted as a hoax.

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:28 pm
by Coyote
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:49 pm
by jessep28
Those Starbucks drinks are expensive. I don't blame them. That story was from a few years ago. The blonde showed up in the news two years later after she and her boyfriend got in trouble for setting up a fake armed robbery in order to get Oxycodone.

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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:57 pm
by Big E
I think I can come up with a way for both of them to earn a couple extra bucks.

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:04 pm
by jessep28
[youtube][/youtube]

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:46 pm
by jessep28
Water balloons prompt call to bomb squad


http://www.ketv.com/news/local-news/Wat ... olute=true

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 12:33 pm
by Brad
Country Singer Randy Travis found Drunk, Naked, and Bloody laying in a construction zone next to his wrecked Camaro, then he tried to fight the cops...

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/20 ... this-year/

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:11 pm
by jessep28
Sheriff's Office: Robbery turns out to be fake
Deputies say man making deposit is friends with 'robber'


http://www.ketv.com/news/local-news/She ... olute=true

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 1:49 pm
by Coyote
Bears Break in to Cabin, Drink More Than 100 Cans of Beer
ABC News wrote:Four bears walk into a cabin.  This sounds like the start of the kind of joke that usually involves a bar, right? Well, there’s no bar in this story, but there’s lots and lots of beer. A mother bear and her three cubs are believed to have smashed their way into a Norwegian cabin and knocked back more than 100 cans of beer.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 6:03 pm
by Coyote
Oregon man survives being compacted in dumpster—twice
Justin Gilpatrick said he hadn't had a drink in years. But after a night out drinking with a friend in Portland. Ore., the 27-year-old decided he was too intoxicated to drive home. So, in a questionable move, Gilpatrick decided to sleep it off in a nearby dumpster.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 7:42 pm
by Coyote
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 6:26 pm
by Coyote
Just took this photo of eastbound Dodge at 160th.



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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 6:28 pm
by iamjacobm
WOAH!

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 11:45 pm
by jessep28
3 students face charges in emu prank

http://www.ketv.com/news/local-news/3-s ... index.html

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 4:57 pm
by jessep28
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 12:23 pm
by Coyote
Oakland Man's Puppy Found In Nebraska Newspaper Box
NBC wrote:An Oakland trucker is accused of stashing a puppy in a newspaper box during his lunch break in Omaha, Neb., according to reports. Nebyou Brook of Oakland on Saturday put his 7- to 9-week old terrier in a newspaper box in Omaha while he went into a fast-food restaurant to eat his lunch, according to the Lincoln Journal Star. He couldn't leave his dog in his truck and he couldn't bring it into the fast food restaurant, so the newspaper box seemed like the next-best place, according to reports. He was seen popping his puppy into the box, so another man put change into the newspaper box to retrieve the dog, according to the newspaper. Animal control officers cited the long-haul trucker for animal neglect, but he was allowed to keep his dog, according to the Associated Press.

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:44 pm
by iamjacobm
Texas State Fair icon burns.

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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:47 pm
by Coyote
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:14 pm
by jessep28
Alleged Bank Robber Brags About Robbing a Bank on YouTube Before Arrest

http://www.omaha.com/article/20121203/NEWS/121209881/

[youtube][/youtube]
I just stole a car and robbed a bank. Now I'm rich, I can pay off my college financial aid and tomorrow i'm going for a shopping spree. Bite me. I love GREENDAY!

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:32 pm
by BRoss
Wow! What an idiot! And why is everything she writing mirrored? Does she know a camera doesn't reverse an image like mirrors do? lol

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:38 pm
by Coyote
KETV  just posted this on their Facebook page

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:46 pm
by S33
She is so edgy

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 8:37 pm
by Uffda
HR Paperstacks wrote:Wow! What an idiot! And why is everything she writing mirrored? Does she know a camera doesn't reverse an image like mirrors do? lol
I wa going to guess she was using her camera on her computer. I just experimented on my Mac if I use photo booth - Backwards. iMovie it looks correct

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:14 am
by jessep28
Friendship is magic

'Bronies' (dudes who like 'My Little Pony') have strong community in Nebraska


http://www.omaha.com/article/20130319/L ... 99973/1685

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 2:11 pm
by Brad
'Gallon smashing' prankster hits Hy-Vee cereal aisle

http://www.omaha.com/article/20130328/N ... 99999/1685

What an Idoit!  Hope he gets the max, six months in jail and fined $1,000!

Who comes up with this |expletive|...

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 4:28 pm
by S33
The particular video below, I almost died laughing when I first watched it. But anymore, it really isn't funny because everyone knows what you're doing. I think the penalties might be a bit stiff for this one, but who knows.

[youtube][/youtube]

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:00 pm
by jessep28
When I worked at a grocery store over ten years ago, I would smash milk we were throwing away against the trash compactor wall all the time.

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:15 pm
by Linkin5
S33 wrote:The particular video below, I almost died laughing when I first watched it. But anymore, it really isn't funny because everyone knows what you're doing. I think the penalties might be a bit stiff for this one, but who knows.

[youtube][/youtube]
It's not funny at all, it's idiotic.  I don't understand this at all.

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:02 am
by S33
It's really no different than any of the other youtube prank videos. To me, the funniest part is watching the cutomers reactions like, "is this |expletive| for real"?    or something like that

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:17 pm
by jessep28
S33 wrote:It's really no different than any of the other youtube prank videos. To me, the funniest part is watching the cutomers reactions like, "is this |expletive| for real"?    or something like that
I would think that the kid nearby holding up a cell phone camera would give it away.

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 12:38 pm
by S33
jessep28 wrote:
S33 wrote:It's really no different than any of the other youtube prank videos. To me, the funniest part is watching the cutomers reactions like, "is this |expletive| for real"?    or something like that
I would think that the kid nearby holding up a cell phone camera would give it away.
The impression I ahd was that the camera was wedged between some groceries and looking through the front of the cart. not that it matters

Brazilian Toddler Wakes Up at His Funeral

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:56 pm
by Blade1655

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:19 pm
by jessep28

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 5:11 pm
by Coyote
this video nets a Norwegian a contract with the Detroit Lions:

[youtube][/youtube]

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 6:31 am
by almighty_tuna
That's ridiculous. Wow

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 7:07 pm
by jessep28
The guy behind Infowars is getting into online dating. If you have a single friend who thinks that 9/11 was an inside job, this might be something for them to check out.

http://www.dailydot.com/lol/alex-jones- ... om-lovers/

http://s1076.photobucket.com/user/Plane ... t=3&page=1

Here's one of the contestants.

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