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Because it's funny

Postby DTO Luv » Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:34 pm

Not sure where this would have fit but I'm starting this for things that we can all get a kick out of.

I just saw this and about pi$$ed myself.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY[/youtube]
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Postby thenewguy » Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:34 pm

Electric Mayhem.  Rock and roll.
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This poor man has since died

Postby S33 » Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:43 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3hX2bfOloY[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r4n6QTZ03U[/youtube]

Lol, did not know the language was that bad. NSFW to say the least.
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Re: This poor man has since died

Postby Brad » Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:50 pm

S33 wrote:How in the heck do I get the videos to work?


Just like a quote or image, put  youtube   /youtube between the [  ]

Also, if you ever want to see how someone did something, just hit the quote button on their post.
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Re: This poor man has since died

Postby S33 » Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:51 pm

Brad wrote:
Also, if you ever want to see how someone did something, just hit the quote button on their post.


Oh yeah, good point.

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Postby thenewguy » Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:09 pm

doesn't seem like actual tourette syndrom but funny no less.
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Postby TitosBuritoBarn » Sat Dec 05, 2009 1:26 am

The Count Censored. I don't recall these episodes of Sesame Street

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW9Kh4MrKU0&feature=related[/youtube]

Bert is pretty dirty too:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajPCZOY7uCc&feature=related[/youtube]

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Postby S33 » Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:36 am

thenewguy wrote:doesn't seem like actual tourette syndrom but funny no less.


According to his sons old website, he was a belligerent drunk to start with, but he had an initial car accident with head trauma which then led to uncontrollable foul outbursts you see there. Not technically turrets, be it was uncontrollable, none the less. He has since had another auto accident and died.

Feel sorry for the guy, but he has a million videos and I cry laughing every time I watch them. I also have a sense of humor equivalent to a Jr.High kid though.

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Postby Big E » Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:53 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwS1tGLB0vc[/youtube]

"**** you, baby."

If you can make it through this without pissing yourself you have no soul.
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Postby justnick » Sat Dec 05, 2009 1:06 pm

Big E wrote:"**** you, baby."

If you can make it through this without pissing yourself you have no soul.


"It's Gooey!"
Well then.

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Postby Big E » Sat Dec 05, 2009 1:22 pm

Ante up.  Kidnap that fool.

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Postby TitosBuritoBarn » Sat Dec 05, 2009 11:46 pm

Chris Hansen is at it again...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKUkwh8TmM0[/youtube]

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Postby S33 » Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:26 am

TitosBuritoBarn wrote:Chris Hansen is at it again...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKUkwh8TmM0[/youtube]


Lol, that guy does a great impression.

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Postby thenewguy » Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:34 am

Apparently, Vince was arrested in Miami this year for soliciting prostitutes.  That beaver had teeth.

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Postby S33 » Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:42 pm

thenewguy wrote:Apparently, Vince was arrested in Miami this year for soliciting prostitutes.  That beaver had teeth.

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Is that a hospital gown under his borrowed police jacket?

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Postby bbinks » Thu Dec 10, 2009 2:23 am

S33 wrote:
thenewguy wrote:Apparently, Vince was arrested in Miami this year for soliciting prostitutes.  That beaver had teeth.

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Is that a hospital gown under his borrowed police jacket?


I first saw this on the Smoking Gun.  If you think he looks bad, you should check out what he did to the "escort".  

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... sham1.html

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Postby Brad » Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:08 am

A jab at Woodhouse.....

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvZNzARDvaw[/youtube]
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Postby S33 » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:57 pm

bbinks wrote:
S33 wrote:
thenewguy wrote:Apparently, Vince was arrested in Miami this year for soliciting prostitutes.  That beaver had teeth.

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Is that a hospital gown under his borrowed police jacket?


I first saw this on the Smoking Gun.  If you think he looks bad, you should check out what he did to the "escort".  

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... sham1.html

Don't phuck with the ShamWow Guy!


HAHA, theyy both got matching hospital gowns! They'll meet again.

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Postby TitosBuritoBarn » Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:36 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyzLuLI78Rc[/youtube]

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Postby the1wags » Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:17 am

Here's what I think about Will Fail, I mean Ferrell.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmuab2h-3nE[/youtube]

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Postby Brad » Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:02 am

Boo!  Will Ferrel is awesome!
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Postby the1wags » Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:12 am

To each their own I guess. I prefer to watch people with talent. :) He's a hack IMO.

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Postby Brad » Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:20 am

DTO Luv wrote:You're wrong on everything else so why break the streak now. :lol:


the1wags wrote:To each their own I guess. I prefer to watch people with talent. :) He's a hack IMO.


Yep, I am going to go eat dinner at Eat the Worm and then head home to watch Old School and Anchorman, Great night in by book!
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Postby DTO Luv » Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:15 am

Stargazer, I like your new sig. :cheers:
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Postby Brad » Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:44 am

DTO Luv wrote:Stargazer, I like your new sig. :cheers:


stargazer's sig line wrote:"Science flies you to the moon.  Religion flies you into buildings." -Victor Stenger


I was going to say, you don't see Catholics flying in to buildings, but then I remembered the St Stanisulas festival goes through 100+ kegs of beer, so I guess there is a chance? :;):
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Postby justnick » Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:45 am

Sally field flew into a building once, when she was the Flying Nun.

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Postby Stargazer » Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:06 am

Victor Stenger... my new favorite atheist.

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Postby justnick » Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:38 am

Sadly, this exists.
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Postby Big E » Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:19 am

"Batter Blaster"?

Really?

DTO?

edit:  Jesus, I just realized it is organic Batter Blaster.
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Postby almighty_tuna » Sat Jan 02, 2010 12:01 pm

...shake well before using.  

Wow. it's just...HEY MRS TUNA...GUESS WHAT I FOUND!! I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!

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Postby almighty_tuna » Sun Jan 03, 2010 12:13 pm

somehow this just seems relevant...

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Postby the1wags » Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:13 pm

I guess this thread is as good as any. :) Check this |expletive| out, pretty cool.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFybwg4wadI[/youtube]

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Postby Brad » Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:40 pm

Operation Repo

I was watching a new show, "Operation Repo", I had not seen before on TRU TV.  Since its on TRU TV, I think it is meant to be real, but I just cant decide if it is...

About the 1:55 mark it gets really funny:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRTiZxNSjow[/youtube]



Here is a more realistic episode:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCoSZGfr2YE[/youtube]
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Postby TitosBuritoBarn » Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:59 pm

I think I read somewhere that many of the shows on TruTV, like most reality shows, are scripted.

If not, there are a lot of people who are willing sign away permission for TruTV to show them fighting embarrassingly for the car they've just had repossessed.

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Postby Bosco55David » Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:17 pm

Brad wrote:Operation Repo

I was watching a new show, "Operation Repo", I had not seen before on TRU TV.  Since its on TRU TV, I think it is meant to be real, but I just cant decide if it is...

About the 1:55 mark it gets really funny:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRTiZxNSjow[/youtube]



Here is a more realistic episode:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCoSZGfr2YE[/youtube]


It's fake. Not only do they basically violate every rule related to repo men, but they also have a disclaimer prior to the show stating they they are re-enactments of supposedly actual repos.

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Postby Coyote » Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:30 pm

I'm sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor's offices on everything from tissues to note pads. Well, in my book, this one should get the prize.....


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A Chinese doctor added "If the light stays on for more than 4 hours, call your erectrician."
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Postby thenewguy » Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:07 pm

another thing... i about pissd my pants.

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Postby ShawJ » Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:32 pm

Nevermind... feels kind of tasteless now.
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Postby Coyote » Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:35 pm

Give her a break. She is a blind band member.
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