Because it's funny

jessep28 · Post by **jessep28** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:31 pm

[BBvideo 560,340][/BBvideo]

Garrett · Post by **Garrett** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 12:27 am

I mean.... there are so many places this could go, so let's just place it here.

http://morningnews.wgntv.com/2014/03/03 ... o-chicago/

Post by **BRoss** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 5:13 pm

1 in 10 Think 'HTML' Is a Sex Disease

TRACY STAEDTER, DIscovery News wrote:About 1 in 10 people surveyed by coupon website Vouchercloud thought that HTML was a sexually transmitted disease. HyperText Markup Language, aka HTML, is the language used to develop websites. No condom required.

Vouchercloud conducted the survey because it wanted to know how much its customers knew. They asked 2,392 men and women around 18 years of age and older a range of questions having to do with technology. Not everyone got the questions right.

Here are a couple of other mistakes they made, according to the LA Times:

• 27 percent identified “gigabyte” as an insect commonly found in South America. A gigabyte is a measurement unit for the storage capacity of an electronic device.

• 42 percent said they believed a “motherboard” was “the deck of a cruise ship.” A motherboard is usually a circuit board that holds many of the key components of a computer.

• 23 percent thought an “MP3″ was a “Star Wars” robot. It is actually an audio file.

Post by **Coyote** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 5:46 pm

"No condom required"

I've practiced safe coding for years.

guitarguy · Post by **guitarguy** » Sun Mar 09, 2014 9:49 pm

[BBvideo 560,340][/BBvideo]

jessep28 · Post by **jessep28** » Wed Mar 12, 2014 2:53 pm

[BBvideo 560,340][/BBvideo]

cdub · Post by **cdub** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:40 am

Love Arnold! The guy has made millions and been a governor and he just doesn't take himself too seriously.

"I've got what I've always wanted... my own Fuc&!ng tank!" ha

Post by **Coyote** » Thu Mar 13, 2014 4:09 pm

Best ending of a hockey fight.

[BBvideo 560,340][/BBvideo]

jessep28 · Post by **jessep28** » Sat Mar 15, 2014 8:22 pm

The ncage extension for Google Chrome replaces all the images on a page to pictures of Nicolas Cage.

guitarguy · Post by **guitarguy** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 1:19 am

[BBvideo 560,340][/BBvideo]

Post by **Coyote** » Sun Mar 16, 2014 1:32 am

Lol. I was at the San Diego zoo when two Galápagos tortoises went at it. The women loved it, the men were like what ever, and the kids were laughing their @$$es off.

jessep28 · Post by **jessep28** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:04 am

[BBvideo 560,340][/BBvideo]

Omaha_Gabe · Post by **Omaha_Gabe** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 9:55 am

It is funny because it is so bad!

[BBvideo 560,340][/BBvideo]

guitarguy · Post by **guitarguy** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 2:29 pm

As a recording artist I couldn't imagine how hard it must have been to record her singing! Sounds like the music producer just went crazy slicing up her vocal parts to hide how bad it is!

iamjacobm · Post by **iamjacobm** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 3:04 pm

No |expletive| way...

jessep28 · Post by **jessep28** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 3:30 pm

They probably offered her a paycheck and she accepted the offer.

guitarguy · Post by **guitarguy** » Tue Mar 18, 2014 3:34 pm

Are you implying that she is a schlut for money?

S33 · Post by **S33** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 8:43 am

She sure slipped in the "back door" of the music industry. har har

Post by **Coyote** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:04 am

Need help cutting open an ATM machine safe (omaha)

Craigslist wrote:I have a mini bank 1500 ATM with an unknown amount of cash inside. My buddies and I can not get the safe open. Never had trouble opening these before so it must be stuck. Need someone with a plasma cutter or thermite to open the box. Will split any money inside the machine 50/50. This is a one time offer for now but may be needed in the future. Completely legit. Hit me up with text.

Post by **BRoss** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:13 pm

Texas teen gives police officer parking ticket

A Texas teenager recently decided to stick it to the man when she saw a police car illegally parked in her neighborhood — and wound up with a reward for keeping a cop in line.

Annie James, a 14-year-old from Baytown, Tex., issued a handwritten $10 parking ticket to Officer Tommy King, whose patrol car was parked in a fire zone in the Bay Oaks apartment complex.

"He was parked on the side of the building and it was a fire lane all the way around," Annie told KPRC-TV.

"I came to my car and I saw a piece of paper on my windshield," King said. "I took it off and opened it and read it and I started laughing immediately."

The "ticket" informed King he needed to pay $10 to the manager of the apartment complex.

"I thought it was neat that she made that for $10 but not to herself," King said.

Not only did the officer pay the fine — he gave Annie a $40 gift card to Toys R Us.

"Turns out we're both from Alabama and end up in Texas," King said. "It's interesting ... I made a friend. A lesson would be not to be shy or afraid of law enforcement. We're here to help."

Post by **Coyote** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 8:43 pm

[BBvideo 560,340][/BBvideo]

Post by **Brad** » Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:24 am

I always love stories like this!

Stick Shift Stumps Carjacker; Police Catch Suspect

http://www.jrn.com/kmtv/news/Stick-Shif ... 38691.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

KMTV Action 3 News wrote:Around 7 a.m. this morning, a mother and son were inside their car waiting for it to warm up near 49th and Charles. A man then orders them out of the vehicle at gunpoint. The man tries to take off with the SUV, but didn't get too far, Omaha Police say he didn't know how to drive a stick shift.

jessep28 · Post by **jessep28** » Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:44 am

Brad wrote:I always love stories like this!

Stick Shift Stumps Carjacker; Police Catch Suspect

http://www.jrn.com/kmtv/news/Stick-Shif ... 38691.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

KMTV Action 3 News wrote:Around 7 a.m. this morning, a mother and son were inside their car waiting for it to warm up near 49th and Charles. A man then orders them out of the vehicle at gunpoint. The man tries to take off with the SUV, but didn't get too far, Omaha Police say he didn't know how to drive a stick shift.

The kid got caught, so obviously this is a "ha ha, funny" story. I listened to the incident on my scanner app and he dumped a gun during a foot pursuit and possibly had another one. If things went differently this could very well have been a shooting.

Post by **Coyote** » Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:53 am

jessep28 wrote:
Brad wrote:I always love stories like this!

Stick Shift Stumps Carjacker; Police Catch Suspect

http://www.jrn.com/kmtv/news/Stick-Shif ... 38691.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

KMTV Action 3 News wrote:Around 7 a.m. this morning, a mother and son were inside their car waiting for it to warm up near 49th and Charles. A man then orders them out of the vehicle at gunpoint. The man tries to take off with the SUV, but didn't get too far, Omaha Police say he didn't know how to drive a stick shift.
The kid got caught, so obviously this is a "ha ha, funny" story. I listened to the incident on my scanner app and he dumped a gun during a foot pursuit and possibly had another one. If things went differently this could very well have been a shooting.

Yes, it could have ended horribly, but I think for many like myself, it brought me back to the times we learned to drive a stick.

When I was 16 I worked for the Lt Gov of Nebraska, and at his ranch outside Yutan. Everyone went back to Omaha and I was left with the company truck, which, had a stick. I had Never driven one before, and with no phone around, had to make my way back, learning along the way...

Post by **Coyote** » Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:17 pm

Look on dudes face is priceless, especially when he realizes its an NHL question.

[BBvideo 560,340]http://www.youtube.com/?v=tK8Qjo7HCIk[/BBvideo]

Post by **BRoss** » Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:11 pm

This Guy Used Twitter to Trick a Town Into Thinking He Was Their Mayor

The man created a profile with the following bio: “I’m James Billington, the current Mayor of Stafford. Delighted to be representing the town of Stafford & surrounding areas. Views are my own.” He began tweeting on March 8, and soon enough, convinced residents and local businesses that he was the mayor.

guitarguy · Post by **guitarguy** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 8:54 pm

[BBvideo 560,340][/BBvideo]

S33 · Post by **S33** » Sun Mar 30, 2014 3:09 pm

Post by **Coyote** » Mon Mar 31, 2014 9:54 am

It is officially baseball season when ESPN starts rolling out the Pirates...

[BBvideo 560,340]http://www.youtube.com/v=?EjbRh56WG9E[/BBvideo]

Uffda · Post by **Uffda** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:50 pm

[BBvideo 560,340][/BBvideo]

Post by **Coyote** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:45 am

UConn, 2014 NAACP National Champs! Oops...

[BBvideo 560,340][/BBvideo]

Post by **Coyote** » Wed Apr 09, 2014 10:48 pm

[BBvideo 560,340][/BBvideo]

Post by **Brad** » Tue Apr 15, 2014 12:34 pm

How the heck did he get in there!!!

Child gets stuck inside claw crane machine

http://www.ketv.com/news/child-gets-stu ... swatch%2B7" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Post by **nebugeater** » Tue Apr 15, 2014 3:45 pm

The good news is that it only took three tries and $1.50 in quarters to get him out!

Brad wrote:How the heck did he get in there!!!

Child gets stuck inside claw crane machine

http://www.ketv.com/news/child-gets-stu ... swatch%2B7" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

guitarguy · Post by **guitarguy** » Tue Apr 15, 2014 5:27 pm

That will always and forever be the best moment of that kids life haha!

Post by **Coyote** » Tue Apr 15, 2014 6:45 pm

[BBvideo 560,340][/BBvideo]

guitarguy · Post by **guitarguy** » Tue Apr 15, 2014 6:51 pm

[BBvideo 560,340][/BBvideo]

Post by **Brad** » Tue Apr 15, 2014 8:23 pm

guitarguy wrote:That will always and forever be the best moment of that kids life haha!

He probably cried when they made him get out!

nebugeater wrote:The good news is that it only took three tries and $1.50 in quarters to get him out!

Lol, they must have completely re-configured these machines since I was a kid. The one at Maplewood Lanes back in late 80's early 90's was like fort knox...

Post by **Coyote** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 11:27 pm

I hear the Easter Bunny is Coming to Town...

Post by **BRoss** » Sat Apr 19, 2014 2:57 pm

[youtube][/youtube]

He doesn't explain the spoon in the cheese. I was sooo confused.