College Football Discussion

thenewguy · Post by **thenewguy** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:24 pm

she's good lookin. ;p Friends of mine were already saying "leach for NU offensive coordinator." Fat chance.

Erik · Post by **Erik** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:59 pm

Leach officially fired... Leach truly didn't do anything wrong.. The Jame's (ESPN announcer Craig James was HUGE in the dismantling of the SMU program) family has now officially ruined to Texas programs..

Anybody confirm this conversation as real? If it is, then my hat's off to Leach.. <<<Edit --- I just got it, a feel really dumb.. this is a knockoff from a movie.. Sorry, but still funny!

A FEW GOOD PIRATES

Gerald Meyers (Tech AD): *Coach Leach, did you order the Code Shed?*
Kent Hance: You *don’t* have to answer that question!
Coach Leach: I’ll answer the question!
[to Meyers]
Coach Leach: You want answers?
Meyers: I think I’m entitled.
Coach Leach: *You want answers?*
Meyers: *I want the truth!*
Coach Leach: *You can’t handle the truth!*
[pauses]
Coach Leach: Son, we live in a world that has sidelines, and those sidelines have to be guarded by pirates with swords. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Meyers? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for James, and you curse the Pirates. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That James’s small shed, while tragic, probably saved games. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves games. You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties with your fat little girlfriends, you want me on those sidelines, you need me on those sidelines. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very bowl games that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a sword, and stand a post. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
Meyers: Did you order the Code Shed?
Coach Leach: I did the job I…
Meyers: *Did you order the Code Shed?*
Coach Leach: *You’re G**damned right I did!*
Texas Tech Coach Leach Suspended….

thenewguy · Post by **thenewguy** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:23 pm

horse |expletive|.

Post by **Brad** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:12 am

QB #10 for Idaho playing right now in the "ROADY'S HUMANITARIAN BOWL" is from North Platte Nebraska. My Cousin and his buddy are braging about how they struck him out in baseball... Now look who's watching who on TV!

Stargazer · Post by **Stargazer** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:17 am

Was interested to hear Tom Brokaw doing the University of Iowa ad during the game... naturally, I had to google it.

Tom Brokaw dropped out of The University of Iowa, where he says he majored in "beer and co-eds"

Linkin5 · Post by **Linkin5** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:37 am

Tom Brokaw does the commercials for my (and his) Alma Mater University of South Dakota as well.

Midtown Gal · Post by **Midtown Gal** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:02 pm

Just to preface this, my entire family is from Alabama.

Post by **Admin** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:08 pm

Unfortunately that is not a correct url for a jpg.

Midtown Gal · Post by **Midtown Gal** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:20 pm

Here we go!

Post by **Brad** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:26 am

Why Did ABC just show a Fat Kid in a bow tie smiling like a cheese ball during America the Beautiful?

Post by **Brad** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:11 am

Will Texas win without its starting QB?

Coyote · Post by **Coyote** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:16 am

Can they stop Ingram - he is just warming up.

Stargazer · Post by **Stargazer** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:39 am

Texas was looking great before Colt went out... now it'll be a miracle if they stay within a couple of TD's.

Post by **Brad** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:43 am

Stargazer wrote:Texas was looking great before Colt went out... now it'll be a miracle if they stay within a couple of TD's.

Texas needs the backup QB to settle down.

Coyote · Post by **Coyote** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:48 am

Texas needs a D Line. How come we couldn't make them look this silly?

Post by **Brad** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:53 am

Nebraska is not in the SEC?

Stargazer · Post by **Stargazer** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:28 am

Well, it doesn't help that you're offense is 3 and out'ing every possession as well.

And some how, I don't think the freshman backup QB is going to settle down in the national championship game he's been thrust into, Brad. Can you imagine Cody Green being placed in this situation?

Coyote · Post by **Coyote** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:29 am

Joe Scarborough is reporting on Twitter that Colt has a broken collar bone

Post by **Brad** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:34 am

I am not saying he is, but that's what he needs to do. I am not a football expert, but to me it seems he is panicking a bit.

I don't care if the best backup in the world came in, if he wasn't planning on playing he would be a bit shaky. 2 extra seconds in football is a lot of time and I think he has that, but he is trying to get the ball out ASAP. Take a deep breath and make good throw.

Post by **Brad** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:38 am

Streaker!!!!!

Post by **Brad** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:57 am

I guess the Texas receivers could catch a few of those passes in the numbers too...

Post by **Brad** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:10 am

That onside kick remind anyone of the Water Boy... "Who's my |expletive|... Who's my |expletive|... There he is"

Stargazer · Post by **Stargazer** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:14 am

If McCoy is leading this offense... I think Texas rolls. Longhorn defense has shut Alabama down... and how about the two interference non-calls... not like Texas needs anything else going against them.

Coyote · Post by **Coyote** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:16 am

Good chance to see what UT will look like in Lincoln next year - minus Shipley.

Post by **Brad** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:36 am

Who wants their shovel pass back now...

Coyote · Post by **Coyote** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:39 am

Timeout with 15 seconds left in the half on your own 30. Brilliant.

Stargazer · Post by **Stargazer** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:47 am

93 yards away from a miracle win.

Stargazer · Post by **Stargazer** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:49 am

and it's over.

the1wags · Post by **the1wags** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:50 am

FAIL.

Post by **Brad** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:56 am

Closer than I thought at halftime....

Coyote · Post by **Coyote** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:59 am

14 pts off of 2 turnovers.

Coyote · Post by **Coyote** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:03 am

Classless act by Saban and Alabama - running up the score.

Post by **Brad** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:04 am

Coyote wrote:Classless act by Saban and Alabama - running up the score.

Workin on that pre season #1

Funny they missed the extra point!

Stargazer · Post by **Stargazer** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:16 am

I think Alabama is just another stepping stone for Saban... he doesn't even look like he wants to be there in the post game.

Zilla · Post by **Zilla** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:58 pm

Coyote wrote:Classless act by Saban and Alabama - running up the score.

Any other time I'd complain about that myself, but since it's Texas I'll let it slide.

Stargazer · Post by **Stargazer** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:24 pm

I guess 'bama did keep the ball on the ground the entire time.

Coyote · Post by **Coyote** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:01 pm

1.Alabama (60)
2.Texas
3.Florida
4.Boise St.
5.Ohio St.
6.TCU
7.Iowa
8.Cincinnati
9.Penn St.
10.Virginia Tech
11.Oregon
12.BYU
13.Georgia Tech
14.Nebraska
15.Pittsburgh

Stargazer · Post by **Stargazer** » Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:30 pm

Consider we 'all but beat' two of those teams... I think we're worthy of #14... and I would be shocked if we weren't pre-season top 10, as some have suggested will be the case.

By the way... highest finish for NU in 8 years.

S33 · Post by **S33** » Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:03 pm

ESPN's top 100 has Nebraska at 8.

Coyote · Post by **Coyote** » Sat Jan 09, 2010 11:56 pm

Sagarin:

1 Alabama
2 Florida
3 Texas
4 TCU
5 Boise State
6 Ohio State
7 Virginia Tech
8 Cincinnati
9 Iowa
10 Penn State
11 Oregon
12 Georgia Tech
13 LSU
14 Nebraska
15 BYU
16 Pittsburgh
17 Oklahoma
18 Arkansas
19 Mississippi
20 Southern California
21 Miami-Florida
22 Clemson
23 Wisconsin
24 Utah
25 Texas Tech
26 Georgia
27 Auburn
28 Connecticut
29 Stanford
30 Villanova