Incredulously Strange News Stories

[Omababe]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/2 ... ostpopular

[jessep28]

That bear who fell out of a tree has died after being hit by a car.

http://www.latimes.com/news/nation/nati ... 7306.story

[jessep28]

Evil Clown hired for stalking, threats and a pie in the face

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/821591-evi ... n-the-face

[jessep28]

Typical DUI story, except the driver had a small zebra and a Macaw parrot onboard.

http://www.wowt.com/home/headlines/Poli ... 78935.html

While we're at it:

$390 ice cream heist: http://www.omaha.com/article/20120522/N ... ream-heist

Thieves walk out of the Irvington Wal-Mart with 5 cases of beer: http://www.omaha.com/article/20120522/N ... om-walmart

[Seth]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/2 ... ostpopular

This story has been retracted as a hoax.

[Coyote]

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[jessep28]

Those Starbucks drinks are expensive. I don't blame them. That story was from a few years ago. The blonde showed up in the news two years later after she and her boyfriend got in trouble for setting up a fake armed robbery in order to get Oxycodone.

[youtube][/youtube]

[Big E]

I think I can come up with a way for both of them to earn a couple extra bucks.

[jessep28]

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[jessep28]

Water balloons prompt call to bomb squad


http://www.ketv.com/news/local-news/Wat ... olute=true

[Brad]

Country Singer Randy Travis found Drunk, Naked, and Bloody laying in a construction zone next to his wrecked Camaro, then he tried to fight the cops...

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/20 ... this-year/

[jessep28]

Sheriff's Office: Robbery turns out to be fake
Deputies say man making deposit is friends with 'robber'

http://www.ketv.com/news/local-news/She ... olute=true

[Coyote]

Bears Break in to Cabin, Drink More Than 100 Cans of Beer

Four bears walk into a cabin. This sounds like the start of the kind of joke that usually involves a bar, right? Well, there’s no bar in this story, but there’s lots and lots of beer. A mother bear and her three cubs are believed to have smashed their way into a Norwegian cabin and knocked back more than 100 cans of beer.

[Coyote]

Oregon man survives being compacted in dumpster—twice

Justin Gilpatrick said he hadn't had a drink in years. But after a night out drinking with a friend in Portland. Ore., the 27-year-old decided he was too intoxicated to drive home. So, in a questionable move, Gilpatrick decided to sleep it off in a nearby dumpster.

[Coyote]

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[Coyote]

Just took this photo of eastbound Dodge at 160th.

[iamjacobm]

WOAH!

[jessep28]

3 students face charges in emu prank

http://www.ketv.com/news/local-news/3-s ... index.html

[jessep28]

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[Coyote]

Oakland Man's Puppy Found In Nebraska Newspaper Box

An Oakland trucker is accused of stashing a puppy in a newspaper box during his lunch break in Omaha, Neb., according to reports. Nebyou Brook of Oakland on Saturday put his 7- to 9-week old terrier in a newspaper box in Omaha while he went into a fast-food restaurant to eat his lunch, according to the Lincoln Journal Star. He couldn't leave his dog in his truck and he couldn't bring it into the fast food restaurant, so the newspaper box seemed like the next-best place, according to reports. He was seen popping his puppy into the box, so another man put change into the newspaper box to retrieve the dog, according to the newspaper. Animal control officers cited the long-haul trucker for animal neglect, but he was allowed to keep his dog, according to the Associated Press.

[iamjacobm]

Texas State Fair icon burns.

[Coyote]

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[jessep28]

Alleged Bank Robber Brags About Robbing a Bank on YouTube Before Arrest

http://www.omaha.com/article/20121203/NEWS/121209881/

[youtube][/youtube]

I just stole a car and robbed a bank. Now I'm rich, I can pay off my college financial aid and tomorrow i'm going for a shopping spree. Bite me. I love GREENDAY!

[BRoss]

Wow! What an idiot! And why is everything she writing mirrored? Does she know a camera doesn't reverse an image like mirrors do? lol

[Coyote]

KETV just posted this on their Facebook page

[S33]

She is so edgy

[Uffda]

Wow! What an idiot! And why is everything she writing mirrored? Does she know a camera doesn't reverse an image like mirrors do? lol

I wa going to guess she was using her camera on her computer. I just experimented on my Mac if I use photo booth - Backwards. iMovie it looks correct

[jessep28]

Friendship is magic

'Bronies' (dudes who like 'My Little Pony') have strong community in Nebraska


http://www.omaha.com/article/20130319/L ... 99973/1685

[Brad]

'Gallon smashing' prankster hits Hy-Vee cereal aisle

http://www.omaha.com/article/20130328/N ... 99999/1685

What an Idoit! Hope he gets the max, six months in jail and fined $1,000!

Who comes up with this |expletive|...

[S33]

The particular video below, I almost died laughing when I first watched it. But anymore, it really isn't funny because everyone knows what you're doing. I think the penalties might be a bit stiff for this one, but who knows.

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[jessep28]

When I worked at a grocery store over ten years ago, I would smash milk we were throwing away against the trash compactor wall all the time.

[Linkin5]

The particular video below, I almost died laughing when I first watched it. But anymore, it really isn't funny because everyone knows what you're doing. I think the penalties might be a bit stiff for this one, but who knows.

[youtube][/youtube]

It's not funny at all, it's idiotic. I don't understand this at all.

[S33]

It's really no different than any of the other youtube prank videos. To me, the funniest part is watching the cutomers reactions like, "is this |expletive| for real"? or something like that

[jessep28]

It's really no different than any of the other youtube prank videos. To me, the funniest part is watching the cutomers reactions like, "is this |expletive| for real"? or something like that

I would think that the kid nearby holding up a cell phone camera would give it away.

[S33]

It's really no different than any of the other youtube prank videos. To me, the funniest part is watching the cutomers reactions like, "is this |expletive| for real"? or something like that

I would think that the kid nearby holding up a cell phone camera would give it away.

The impression I ahd was that the camera was wedged between some groceries and looking through the front of the cart. not that it matters

[Blade1655]

http://www.web2carz.com/people/everyone ... 9f53282a30

[jessep28]

Naked lover ends up with road rash


http://www.omaha.com/apps/pbcs.dll/arti ... /704129885

[Coyote]

this video nets a Norwegian a contract with the Detroit Lions:

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[almighty_tuna]

That's ridiculous. Wow

[jessep28]

The guy behind Infowars is getting into online dating. If you have a single friend who thinks that 9/11 was an inside job, this might be something for them to check out.

http://www.dailydot.com/lol/alex-jones- ... om-lovers/

http://s1076.photobucket.com/user/Plane ... t=3&page=1

Here's one of the contestants.