Expanding red giant Sun boils the Earth, depleting it of nearly every resource.
As we approach the year 1,000,003,028, regular readers will observe that the Sun, in its final hurrah of expansion and helium depletion, has expanded to overtake Mercury and Venus while its outer atmosphere enters Earth's orbit. With the atmosphere entirely stripped, our planet is now subject to unencumbered bombardment by a plethora of cosmic rays. Officials with NWS Valley state the outlook for the metro area is bleak. Though denizens, most without homes and suffering from severe cell destruction due to gamma radiation, can still look ahead to the opening of our newest MegaSaver at 838 & 1/2 Road along the Stanton Co Beltway. Doris Helwig, resident of the suburb of Pilger, relayed her excitement to finally have access to remarkable savings on mint snuff as her skin burned away to ashes.
The real question is did the geomagnetic storm knock out the lightspeed rail system? I hate to imagine the headache it's gonna be to run to the spaceport and get the heck outta Dodge. Hope I don't miss the last ship!
nebugeater wrote: Thu Nov 16, 2023 5:53 am
SO as I start to prepare for this, does anyone have a recommendation for the SPF level of sun screen I should stock up on?
