Mutual of Omaha Tower - Humor

[Stan]

Since we're talking about the pedestal, I just wanted to mention again that the building looks like a pecker. My boys always note this when we're down at the parks.

[almighty_tuna]

[GenX]

Since we're talking about the pedestal, I just wanted to mention again that the building looks like a pecker. My boys always note this when we're down at the parks.

Uncircumcised

[Busguy2010]

Eeeewww. Now I really can't unsee it haha. It looks exactly like Dr. Evil's rocket ship. Even the real rendering looks exactly like when it lifts off from his lair.

[OmahaOmaha]

When everyone at MofO get off work, how long is it going to take to get everyone out of that parking garage. I imagine there’s going to be some huge back ups.

[Louie]

When everyone at MofO get off work, how long is it going to take to get everyone out of that parking garage. I imagine there’s going to be some huge back ups.

Is there only one exit?

[nativeomahan]

When everyone at MofO get off work, how long is it going to take to get everyone out of that parking garage. I imagine there’s going to be some huge back ups.

Hmmm. The parking garage version of blue balls?

[BuildTaller]

Eeeewww. Now I really can't unsee it haha. It looks exactly like Dr. Evil's rocket ship. Even the real rendering looks exactly like when it lifts off from his lair.

There have been multiple genitalia mentions in this thread in the past.
I do appreciate the blue balls traffic joke.

[Esjael616]

Eeeewww. Now I really can't unsee it haha. It looks exactly like Dr. Evil's rocket ship. Even the real rendering looks exactly like when it lifts off from his lair.

There have been multiple genitalia mentions in this thread in the past.
I do appreciate the blue balls traffic joke.

We used to call the State Capitol Building the "Prick of the Prairie". What should we call this? Genital Leahy Mall?

[arch_RP_planner]

[Louie]

Eeeewww. Now I really can't unsee it haha. It looks exactly like Dr. Evil's rocket ship. Even the real rendering looks exactly like when it lifts off from his lair.

There have been multiple genitalia mentions in this thread in the past.
I do appreciate the blue balls traffic joke.

We used to call the State Capitol Building the "Prick of the Prairie". What should we call this? Genital Leahy Mall?

I'd always heard it called the 'pen15 of the plains'. Does the same job, though.

[locoluke]

I nominate "D1ck of Downtown" and "Skyline Schlong." "Parking Pen15" might also be workable for the NUMTOT types.

[BuildTaller]

Nickname needs to include the gigantic gonads garage

[locoluke]

It would be an outright travesty if something tall was built and blocked out our phallic skyline.

[BuildTaller]

We got moved to the Bar and Grill. The tower is definitely a cokc and balls.

[zedmib]

I remember when the Omaha Press Club had an add in their show program that described the FNB tower as "This is your bank on viagra". No end to the phallic humor.

[nativeomahan]

Balls to the Mall

[Busguy2010]

TO THE WINDOW, TO THE WALL.