Goofy Christmas/Hanukkah Gifts

ricko · Post by **ricko** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 1:14 am

OK, I'll start. I got a tongue scraper and a T-shirt with a picture of Jesus riding a T-Rex, rodeo style.

S33 · Post by **S33** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:14 pm

Jesus riding on a t-rex... That's |expletive| awesome, I would actually like that sort of gift. The tongue scraper is a bit too personal, imo.

The weirdest gifts I got were from my grandmother, of course. Candy, a gift card which she forgot to purchase money onto, and a giant jar of peanuts. Yeah, she reminds me of aunt Edna from Christmas Vacation.

Garrett · Post by **Garrett** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:31 pm

S33 wrote:Jesus riding on a t-rex... That's |expletive| awesome, I would actually like that sort of gift. The tongue scraper is a bit too personal, imo.

The weirdest gifts I got were from my grandmother, of course. Candy, a gift card which she forgot to purchase money onto, and a giant jar of peanuts. Yeah, she reminds me of aunt Edna from Christmas Vacation.

Purchase Money onto? It must run in the family.

jessep28 · Post by **jessep28** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:59 am

I received a Communist Party t-shirt this year:

S33 · Post by **S33** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:45 pm

Axel wrote:
S33 wrote:Jesus riding on a t-rex... That's |expletive| awesome, I would actually like that sort of gift. The tongue scraper is a bit too personal, imo.

The weirdest gifts I got were from my grandmother, of course. Candy, a gift card which she forgot to purchase money onto, and a giant jar of peanuts. Yeah, she reminds me of aunt Edna from Christmas Vacation.
Purchase Money onto? It must run in the family.

Dude, you're like 12, don't be a condescending brat. I guess I didn't know how to word that, but I will be happy to point out all the dumb |expletive| you say from now on.

Garrett · Post by **Garrett** » Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:33 pm

S33 wrote:
Axel wrote:
S33 wrote:Jesus riding on a t-rex... That's |expletive| awesome, I would actually like that sort of gift. The tongue scraper is a bit too personal, imo.

The weirdest gifts I got were from my grandmother, of course. Candy, a gift card which she forgot to purchase money onto, and a giant jar of peanuts. Yeah, she reminds me of aunt Edna from Christmas Vacation.
Purchase Money onto? It must run in the family.
Dude, you're like 12, don't be a condescending brat. I guess I didn't know how to word that, but I will be happy to point out all the dumb |expletive| you say from now on.

Ohhh touch a little nerve did I? Learn to take a joke. Sheesh.

S33 · Post by **S33** » Mon Jan 02, 2012 11:51 am

Axel wrote:
S33 wrote:
Axel wrote:
S33 wrote:Jesus riding on a t-rex... That's |expletive| awesome, I would actually like that sort of gift. The tongue scraper is a bit too personal, imo.

The weirdest gifts I got were from my grandmother, of course. Candy, a gift card which she forgot to purchase money onto, and a giant jar of peanuts. Yeah, she reminds me of aunt Edna from Christmas Vacation.
Purchase Money onto? It must run in the family.
Dude, you're like 12, don't be a condescending brat. I guess I didn't know how to word that, but I will be happy to point out all the dumb |expletive| you say from now on.
Ohhh touch a little nerve did I? Learn to take a joke. Sheesh.

You spelled "I'm an unfunny geek" wrong. Sheesh, take a joke.