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Milk Carton Forum Members:

GRANDPASMUCKER and also GrandpaaSmucker, yes he had 2 logins, racking up over 2700 posts between the two
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Brad wrote: Tue Sep 22, 2026 12:28 pm Milk Carton Forum Members:

GRANDPASMUCKER and also GrandpaaSmucker, yes he had 2 logins, racking up over 2700 posts between the two
S33
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Morton Sullivan
Joe Money - Banned
Coyote
Thank you Brad! Great list, I somehow forgot Coyote. Always enjoyed interacting with him here.
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S33 is up there in mystery for me.
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Adding the last logged-in date to your list


GRANDPASMUCKER and also GrandpaaSmucker, yes he had 2 logins, racking up over 2700 posts between the two
GrandpaaSmucker 11/10/21 1879 posts
GRANDPASMUCKER 6/2/17 832 posts
S33 1/6/18 4430 posts
StreetsofOmaha 7/5/24 6853 posts
Morton Sullivan didn't find
Joe Money - Banned didn't find
Coyote 3/30/25 34366 posts

Adding these to the list
DTO Luv 5/14/24 9644 posts
Rockharbor 7/26/19 2083 posts
icejammer 2/23/23 3569 posts
Brad 9/22/26 36532 posts :lol:
Brad wrote: Tue Sep 22, 2026 12:28 pm Milk Carton Forum Members:

GRANDPASMUCKER and also GrandpaaSmucker, yes he had 2 logins, racking up over 2700 posts between the two
S33
StreetsofOmaha
Morton Sullivan
Joe Money - Banned
Coyote
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Streets logged in in 2024?!
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TitosBuritoBarn wrote: Tue Sep 22, 2026 1:48 pm Streets logged in in 2024?!
That is what the members logs show
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nebugeater wrote: Tue Sep 22, 2026 1:38 pm Rockharbor 7/26/19 2083 posts
Forgot about Rockharbor (Originally GRID before changing his name to Rockharbor).

Rockharbor was also banned after several warnings.
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Garrett wrote: Tue Sep 22, 2026 1:35 pm S33 is up there in mystery for me.
That was one that came to mind yesterday on the other thread that spawned this one.
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Brad wrote: Tue Sep 22, 2026 2:27 pm
nebugeater wrote: Tue Sep 22, 2026 1:38 pm Rockharbor 7/26/19 2083 posts
Forgot about Rockharbor (Originally GRID before changing his name to Rockharbor).

Rockharbor was also banned after several warnings.
I had forgot about Rockharbor and Critic until looking back yesterday. Also forgot about Streets.

Smucker is one I didn't forget though. I feel like he got a little less crazy before he disappeared though.
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nebugeater wrote: Tue Sep 22, 2026 1:38 pm Brad 9/22/26 36532 posts :lol:
Hey, Brad has 100x more posts than that ;)
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BRoss wrote: Tue Sep 22, 2026 3:00 pm
nebugeater wrote: Tue Sep 22, 2026 1:38 pm Brad 9/22/26 36532 posts :lol:
Hey, Brad has 100x more posts than that ;)
I rounded down! :mrgreen:
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I believe RockHarbor moved to Reno because he could no longer stand the asymmetry of Omaha's skyline.
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I think most of us go in waves of activity. When I first joined, I posted 30-40 times.
Then I disappeared for about 10 years. LOL!
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I seem to remember GrandpaSmucker/GrandpaaSmucker getting his feathers ruffled back during COVID and I think he went MIA about that same time.

Omababe has been MIA since 2022.
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OmahaChef (I think he took a job out of state.)
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Alas, I still exist.

That last log-in in 2024 was actually because I got a private message notification from Coyote through the forum wondering if I was still around. I logged in to respond.

I actually never stopped checking the forums for development updates and photos, but I gave up participating. It seems most forumers found my "pedantic-and-didactic-20-something-graduate-planning-school-self" from 15 years ago to be kind of a pest. 😏 I also stopped having the energy for wading through so much vacant and idle wishful thinking ("I think Omaha should have this, or that, or it would be nice if some developer did this hypothetically awesome thing..."), so I'm very content to simply watch for the photo updates and substantive inside information that occasionally appears.

So while I'm here, thanks to all of you contributors for your development update photos. It's definitely appreciated by this taciturn former forumer!
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TitosBuritoBarn wrote: Wed Sep 23, 2026 11:33 am OmahaChef (I think he took a job out of state.)
OmahaChef passed away, sadly. Great guy.
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StreetsOfOmaha wrote: Wed Sep 23, 2026 11:57 am Alas, I still exist.
:shock: woah, long time no see.
TitosBuritoBarn wrote: Wed Sep 23, 2026 11:33 am BigRedMed
Also BigRedMed1 towards the end.
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StreetsOfOmaha wrote: Wed Sep 23, 2026 11:57 am Alas, I still exist.

That last log-in in 2024 was actually because I got a private message notification from Coyote through the forum wondering if I was still around. I logged in to respond.

I actually never stopped checking the forums for development updates and photos, but I gave up participating. It seems most forumers found my "pedantic-and-didactic-20-something-graduate-planning-school-self" from 15 years ago to be kind of a pest. 😏 I also stopped having the energy for wading through so much vacant and idle wishful thinking ("I think Omaha should have this, or that, or it would be nice if some developer did this hypothetically awesome thing..."), so I'm very content to simply watch for the photo updates and substantive inside information that occasionally appears.

So while I'm here, thanks to all of you contributors for your development update photos. It's definitely appreciated by this taciturn former forumer!
Wow. Well, for what it’s worth, you’ve been missed and welcome back. Even contributing every once and awhile with your insights are valuable…

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StreetsOfOmaha wrote: Wed Sep 23, 2026 11:57 am That last log-in in 2024 was actually because I got a private message notification from Coyote through the forum wondering if I was still around. I logged in to respond.
And now Coyote is the one missing...
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Omaha Cowboy wrote: Wed Sep 23, 2026 12:05 pm
StreetsOfOmaha wrote: Wed Sep 23, 2026 11:57 am
Wow. Well, for what it’s worth, you’ve been missed and welcome back. Even contributing every once and awhile with your insights are valuable…
To add, even if you don't wish to post much or at all, feel free to just log in to keep track of what you've read.
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Omaha Chef- one of our earliest forum meet ups, back in 2004 (might have been 2005)was at the early stages of North Downtown development and Omaha Chef hosted us for a tour and meal at InPlay.. Sadly, my understanding is he passed away several years ago..RIP Chef and InPlay..

Rockharbor was banned from the forum in 2019 for frankly, just being over the top and unhinged with his postings. In the end, I believe he got into so many disagreements with other members, he became always defensive and seemed to counter-attack with most every poster who disagreed with him…

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StreetsOfOmaha wrote: Wed Sep 23, 2026 11:57 am Alas, I still exist.

That last log-in in 2024 was actually because I got a private message notification from Coyote through the forum wondering if I was still around. I logged in to respond.

I actually never stopped checking the forums for development updates and photos, but I gave up participating. It seems most forumers found my "pedantic-and-didactic-20-something-graduate-planning-school-self" from 15 years ago to be kind of a pest. 😏 I also stopped having the energy for wading through so much vacant and idle wishful thinking ("I think Omaha should have this, or that, or it would be nice if some developer did this hypothetically awesome thing..."), so I'm very content to simply watch for the photo updates and substantive inside information that occasionally appears.

So while I'm here, thanks to all of you contributors for your development update photos. It's definitely appreciated by this taciturn former forumer!
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StreetsOfOmaha wrote: Wed Sep 23, 2026 11:57 am Alas, I still exist.

That last log-in in 2024 was actually because I got a private message notification from Coyote through the forum wondering if I was still around. I logged in to respond.

I actually never stopped checking the forums for development updates and photos, but I gave up participating. It seems most forumers found my "pedantic-and-didactic-20-something-graduate-planning-school-self" from 15 years ago to be kind of a pest. 😏 I also stopped having the energy for wading through so much vacant and idle wishful thinking ("I think Omaha should have this, or that, or it would be nice if some developer did this hypothetically awesome thing..."), so I'm very content to simply watch for the photo updates and substantive inside information that occasionally appears.

So while I'm here, thanks to all of you contributors for your development update photos. It's definitely appreciated by this taciturn former forumer!
And in that time countless more of us have become the "pedantic-and-didactic-20-something-graduate-planning-school-person." Welcome back, glad you're still with us.
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BRoss wrote: Wed Sep 23, 2026 12:03 pm
TitosBuritoBarn wrote: Wed Sep 23, 2026 11:33 am BigRedMed
Also BigRedMed1 towards the end.
He's another one that I wonder if he may have passed. I know he mentioned his wife had passed at one point.
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Brad wrote: Wed Sep 23, 2026 12:06 pm
StreetsOfOmaha wrote: Wed Sep 23, 2026 11:57 am That last log-in in 2024 was actually because I got a private message notification from Coyote through the forum wondering if I was still around. I logged in to respond.
And now Coyote is the one missing...
Indeed..

That mystery continues…

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It makes you wonder how many members are truly active. 200 out of the 2000?

Have you considered sending out an email to inactive members to ask them to log in. The timeline is whatever you decide.
For example...3 years without logging in and the "Are you still there?" email gets sent.
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Dusty wrote: Thu Sep 24, 2026 11:37 am It makes you wonder how many members are truly active. 200 out of the 2000?

Have you considered sending out an email to inactive members to ask them to log in. The timeline is whatever you decide.
For example...3 years without logging in and the "Are you still there?" email gets sent.
No, it really doesn't matter if they are active or not. We are not going not going to delete anyone. People come and go and sometimes come back again, even a decade or more later. The is more of a curiosity thing than anything. We do everything we can to keep the forum as organized as possible, as it is a great 22+ year database of Omaha history.

Of the 2000 members, I have verified nearly every single one of them over they years. There are a few new members that are spammers and we have deactivated their accounts, but we don't always delete the spammer for about 30 days just to keep an eye on any trends that may be happen with them. I also delete people that register and never log in again after the day they registered. I usually give those people about a month too.
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I always had a feeling that maybe grandpasmucker passed away as he all of a sudden disappeared and since we didn’t know his real name hard to check on that.

I had heard Coyote had some health issues and had reached out to him a couple years ago and never heard back. I think Brad has tried to with same results.
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Uffda wrote: Thu Sep 24, 2026 1:07 pm I had heard Coyote had some health issues and had reached out to him a couple years ago and never heard back. I think Brad has tried to with same results.
Yeah, he disappeared for quite a while and when he came back he mentioned he had a stroke. His post were never very coherent after his return so that made sense. Then one day he just disappeared again. He lost his phone and email during his first illness break and never got a new number than any of use know of. He has a brother and sister in town but no significant other or kids. We never saw an obituary.
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you know, it's funny: I joined the forum just about 19 years ago after lurking around a while. It makes me sad to see people pass (that I've never met) because it feels like I knew them...sort of.
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We've hoped to see Coyote pop back in again, but its been a while. I'll sometimes look to see if the last active date suddenly changed.

One thing that most people on here don't realize is there was a major concern about losing the forum when he disappeared the first time. This was before I joined the team and he was the one that ran the hosting. Luckily I had helped him recover the site from a bad hack a couple years prior so I had the host info and credentials. But it still took some effort to get the contact info changed.
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Uffda wrote: Thu Sep 24, 2026 1:07 pm I always had a feeling that maybe grandpasmucker passed away as he all of a sudden disappeared and since we didn’t know his real name hard to check on that.

I had heard Coyote had some health issues and had reached out to him a couple years ago and never heard back. I think Brad has tried to with same results.
That was my fear on Grandpa as well.
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Greg S wrote: Fri Sep 25, 2026 12:25 pm
Uffda wrote: Thu Sep 24, 2026 1:07 pm I always had a feeling that maybe grandpasmucker passed away as he all of a sudden disappeared and since we didn’t know his real name hard to check on that.

I had heard Coyote had some health issues and had reached out to him a couple years ago and never heard back. I think Brad has tried to with same results.
That was my fear on Grandpa as well.
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Grandpa Smucker, a beloved cranky old man, passed away peacefully after a long and distinguished career of complaining about everything, eating fast food, and monitoring construction projects that absolutely did not need his supervision.

He was a man of simple pleasures: a greasy bag of fast food, a comfortable chair, and a freshly excavated patch of dirt where he could stand with his arms crossed and mutter, “They’re doing it wrong.”

Grandpa Smucker possessed an encyclopedic knowledge of every road project, building development, traffic pattern, and questionable zoning decision within a 50-mile radius. If a new building went up, he knew about it. If a road was widened, he had an opinion. If a traffic light was installed, he personally considered it a government conspiracy against left turns.

He especially enjoyed watching construction workers do their jobs. Whether they were pouring concrete, moving dirt, or simply standing around for five minutes, Grandpa was there—observing closely and providing the kind of unsolicited project management that nobody had requested.

His passion for city development was matched only by his passion for fast food. He believed every major infrastructure project should include a drive-thru, preferably one with a two-for-one deal. His final words may or may not have been, “Where’s the nearest Popeye’s?”

Grandpa Smucker will be remembered for his grumpy disposition, his sharp wit, his unwavering dedication to complaining about modern society, and his remarkable ability to turn a casual drive around town into a three-hour tour of construction sites.

He leaves behind family, friends, and several unfinished arguments about whether the new roundabout was actually necessary.

In accordance with his wishes, there will be no elaborate funeral procession. He insisted it would “just cause traffic.”

Instead, family and friends are invited to remember him by grabbing some Popeye’s, finding a good vantage point overlooking a construction site, and loudly declaring:

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Rest in peace, Grandpa Smucker.

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