Mort Sullivan for Mayor

Mort Sullivan · Post by **Mort Sullivan** » Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:28 pm

Why did you delete my previous post?

I am a candidate for mayor. I should be your next mayor. I am the ONLY candidate that has not bee bought out by special interest groups.

I am the best candidate for mayor.

Mort Sullivan · Post by **Mort Sullivan** » Sun Dec 02, 2012 11:07 pm

There are several hundred million reasons/dollars Jim Suttle needs to go.

I am the only viable, intelligent choice for mayor. I am the only candidate who has not beenbought and owned.

Linkin5 · Post by **Linkin5** » Sun Dec 02, 2012 11:32 pm

Mort Sullivan wrote:There are several hundred million reasons/dollars Jim Suttle needs to go.

I am the only viable, intelligent choice for mayor. I am the only candidate who has not beenbought and owned.

Mort, for the love of god do not tell me you are trying to run for mayor.

Mort Sullivan · Post by **Mort Sullivan** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 12:10 am

Linkin5 wrote:
Mort Sullivan wrote:There are several hundred million reasons/dollars Jim Suttle needs to go.

I am the only viable, intelligent choice for mayor. I am the only candidate who has not beenbought and owned.
Mort, for the love of god do not tell me you are trying to run for mayor.

Dam right I am. I'm the only intelligent choice.

You got a problem wit that?

Mort Sullivan · Post by **Mort Sullivan** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 12:29 am

Apparently telling the truth isnot allowed on this forum. So I'll start over.

THIS NORTHSTAR BUILDING IS A REALLY REALLY GOOD IDEA, AND IS GOING TO BE A GREAT ASSET TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

There. Is that better?

Coyote · Post by **Coyote** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 2:19 am

No. it isn't.

Do you remember what terms of agreement you signed up for, for the privilege to posting on this sight?
You must have clicked yes and not thought what that could have been .

jessep28 · Post by **jessep28** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 2:25 am

Linkin5 · Post by **Linkin5** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 3:40 am

The sad thing is this guy is serious. The funny thing is his website, it's littered with grammatical errors and bald eagles.

Post by **BRoss** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 3:53 am

I'm confused. Did I miss something?

jessep28 · Post by **jessep28** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 3:54 am

Linkin5 wrote:The sad thing is this guy is serious. The funny thing is his website, it's littered with grammatical errors and bald eagles.

Here is his mayoral candidacy page: http://www.mortformayor.com/

He also apparently had a bad experience when dining at a Golden Corral once:

[youtube][/youtube]

If you Google Mort Sullivan Omaha, you'll see some other interesting websites he created.

Mort Sullivan · Post by **Mort Sullivan** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:27 am

So it's okay for this guy ^^^ to post stupid |expletive| about me, but it's NOT okay for me to tell the TRUTH about Scott Hazelrigg and this Northstar joke.

Some site you've got here. What a load of |expletive|.

Mort Sullivan · Post by **Mort Sullivan** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:28 am

HR Paperstacks wrote:I'm confused. Did I miss something?

Yes, obviously. YOu missed the TRUTH about Scott Hazelrigg and this Northstar joke.

Mort Sullivan · Post by **Mort Sullivan** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:30 am

jessep28 wrote:

Many thanks to the self-proclaimed internet policeman!

Post by **BRoss** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:28 am

Mort Sullivan wrote:
HR Paperstacks wrote:I'm confused. Did I miss something?
Yes, obviously. YOu missed the TRUTH about Scott Hazelrigg and this Northstar joke.

Well as someone who has been reading this site for years, I can tell you that it must of been some off the wall non-sense if the mods felt the need to delete it. And based on what I read on your website, it wouldn't surprise me.

Mort Sullivan · Post by **Mort Sullivan** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:37 am

HR Paperstacks wrote:
Mort Sullivan wrote:
HR Paperstacks wrote:I'm confused. Did I miss something?
Yes, obviously. YOu missed the TRUTH about Scott Hazelrigg and this Northstar joke.
Well as someone who has been reading this site for years, I can tell you that it must of been some off the wall non-sense if the mods felt the need to delete it. And based on what I read on your website, it wouldn't surprise me.

Yes, more silly insults that the moderators will allow.

But do tell me, what do you know about this character Scott Hazelrigg, and what he tried to pull off at OHB? Please, do tell!

Garrett · Post by **Garrett** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:54 am

Urgh... you moved into this forum now too? Can he please be preemptively banned?

TitosBuritoBarn · Post by **TitosBuritoBarn** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:01 am

He has beef with Scott Hazelrigg?! Scott was my confirmation/youth group leader at church when I was in middle school. He is one of the most genuine, kind hearted people I've ever met. If he was running for mayor, I'd vote for him.

Mort Sullivan · Post by **Mort Sullivan** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 12:55 pm

TitosBuritoBarn wrote:He has beef with Scott Hazelrigg?! Scott was my confirmation/youth group leader at church when I was in middle school. He is one of the most genuine, kind hearted people I've ever met. If he was running for mayor, I'd vote for him.

You obviously don't know what he did at OHB, and why he got fired.

S33 · Post by **S33** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 3:27 pm

Mort, you can't just single-handedly put a restaurant out of business. If they really do suck that bad, they would put themselves out of business. To add, your tactics aren't effective.

Now, I have an offer for you. For the small donation of $10,000, you can retain me as... well, call me a consultant I guess, to help legitimize your website and your efforts. (http://www.omahagoldencorralsucks.com/).

Tell Basil Marceaux I said hi. This is the type of entertainment this forums been lacking :yes:

S33 · Post by **S33** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 3:34 pm

Another one of Mort's projects lol

http://www.drunkalcoholic.com

Big E · Post by **Big E** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:32 pm

Your theories intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

jessep28 · Post by **jessep28** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:55 pm

Here are some of the current/past domains of his that I could find.

http://www.mortformayor.com
http://www.drunkalcoholic.com

Stan Olson Dispute
http://www.drunkalcoholic.com/FIGHT3.htm
http://www.drunkalcoholic.com/FIGHT1.htm
http://www.drunkalcoholic.com/FIGHT2.htm

http://www.omahagoldencorralsucks.com

(With audio!) http://www.eastroads.com/

Expired Domains - Archived

(With audio!) http://web.archive.org/web/201101280915 ... rloss.com/
http://web.archive.org/web/200301260324 ... akers.com/

Linkin5 · Post by **Linkin5** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:54 pm

Favorite part of his golden corral website:

"DID HE EAT AT THEIR
CHOCOLATE WONDERFALL
WHERE PEOPLE AND CHILDREN MAY HAVE
SPIT - SNEEZED - COUGHED

OR HAND DOUBLE DIPPED INTO IT AND
WHEN THEY STRAIN IT --- DO THEY FIND BAD
THINGS AFTER SOMEONE MAY HAVE SPIT IN IT?"

Mort Sullivan · Post by **Mort Sullivan** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:33 pm

Big E wrote:Your theories intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Then subscribe, genius.

Big E · Post by **Big E** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:41 pm

Could you direct me to your website?

Hopefully you have an internet hyperlink to facilitate a donation to your campaign.

Linkin5 · Post by **Linkin5** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 8:15 pm

Big E wrote:Could you direct me to your website?

Hopefully you have an internet hyperlink to facilitate a donation to your campaign.

What's an internet?

Big E · Post by **Big E** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:22 pm

[youtube][/youtube]

Pat · Post by **Pat** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:30 pm

Elect this guy?

[youtube][/youtube]

jessep28 · Post by **jessep28** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 7:37 am

Here's the League of Woman Voters guide from 2009 when he ran for mayor.

http://www.omahalwv.org/documents/Voter ... 0Mayor.pdf

cdub · Post by **cdub** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:52 pm

jessep28 wrote:Here's the League of Woman Voters guide from 2009 when he ran for mayor.

http://www.omahalwv.org/documents/Voter ... 0Mayor.pdf

From this we know that he can't count words. Among other oddities.

Big E · Post by **Big E** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 3:14 pm

I'm not going to link to it, but the website is pretty much the definition of awesome. Listen to the call for the dubya-dubya-dubya on the worldwide internet.

Mort Sullivan · Post by **Mort Sullivan** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 3:58 pm

You little boys all homo-erotic, bored, stupid, or all of the above?

Big E · Post by **Big E** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:27 pm

I consider myself stupid-erotic, but in a good way like when someone says they have mad-skillz.

TitosBuritoBarn · Post by **TitosBuritoBarn** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 8:54 pm

On one of his websites he misspelled his own name.

S33 · Post by **S33** » Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:00 pm

This guy is like his own meme. Completely awesome meme.

jessep28 · Post by **jessep28** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:25 pm

This is how you run a campaign website:

http://jimmymcmillan.org/

jgomaha · Post by **jgomaha** » Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:25 am

there is one thing i'd like to know from Mr. Sullivan though... how in the heck do i get removed from your phone list - your voicemails are incredibly annoying (as actually all political calls are,though), i'm not sure why political calls are exempt from the "do not call" registry.

Mort Sullivan · Post by **Mort Sullivan** » Sun Dec 09, 2012 2:05 pm

jgomaha wrote:there is one thing i'd like to know from Mr. Sullivan though... how in the heck do i get removed from your phone list - your voicemails are incredibly annoying (as actually all political calls are,though), i'm not sure why political calls are exempt from the "do not call" registry.

Stop lying. You're not on any phone list, and we both know it.

jgomaha · Post by **jgomaha** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 3:25 am

Mort Sullivan wrote: Stop lying. You're not on any phone list, and we both know it.

hmm - then explain where you got my number from? your voicemails are ridiculous.

S33 · Post by **S33** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:07 am

Mort, wanna do a sleep over some night? I have a train set and a |expletive| load of DVD's, pretty much the entire M*A*S*H box set we could watch start to finish. Maybe spoon while be both wear some loose fitting sweat pants?